what is the meaning of bong girl

very well replied. I must be one lucky ‘bangali’! Actually, rui and katla are easy to tell apart. I’ve always said that Bengalis are the best kissers because they know how to handle the fish bones , A big yawn to the attitude!… ;)… a big thumbs up for the quality writting… , Haha! Brave Lady! Your bong will either have a hole in the middle somewhere, or it won’t. 4. What is the meaning of BONG? I have some really intelligent Bengali friends but then I have met quite as many Bengalis who are appallingly stupid. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. She will make deliberate attempts to be all woman, with overt displays of femininity, lest you forget her gender. Dont judge any culture just because you dont understand it. Why should somebody remain silent on being abused? Guess that is why I am a still single….sorser tel growing up in narkel tel land!……. The thing is ….I love the Bengali women with all the above “rules” …they are too cute to be bound by such “rules” 9. It was fun ! if you can hallucinate him, sure you can me. This really cracked me up; and I must say some observation, kudos!!! Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. I think at least 40 out of 50 apply to me even though I’m Bong only on my Dad’s side! You cannot beat her brother at chess or atleast scrabble – This is the Bengali equivalent of a rajputana duel. Marry and see, as I do, between me and her, 2. infact till now I don’t know exact steps of a bengali marriage ceremony……….. They really defeat my thoughts while speaking. Trying to streo-type a bong woman within 50 basic points, only god can save you . I leave you to the fury of the primitive, dumb bengali women. Was hooked on, and with a Bengali best friend forever who dotes on me, I can say this is perfect. At any rate, “SHE MAY BE A BONG, BUT SHE’S STILL A GIRL” !!! I so so soooo loved this list!! But please go through a grammar check, the next time you write. You do not know rui from katla – the twin Bengali fish and they look deliberately similar to get rid of unwanted suitors like you! 7 True for any girl Jeff Hardy taught himself how to play the guitar and is a member of a band called Peroxy?Gen After all you are a bong ! Spelling of Bong B-O-N-G, is a 4-letter female given name. According to her all the females in surrounding are jealous of her because she is so gorgeous and accomplished.That is why she prefers to befriend men. *ashamed* But, at the end of the day, I’m proud to be a Bengali and yeah, maybe not all, but I conform to most of the above! Most of the points are baseless as per my knowledge ……. 18. 3.You think slower than she speaks – A bong girl beats any Chennai express hollow. The point about Sheldon Copper is so true. Venus is the Ruling Planet for the name Bong. I said ‘yeah, you can’t agree with anything 100%. Wake up bong girls ! absolutely. just made me realize…..m so much a less bengali now And yes, please do keep writing. dnt wanna marry a bong? Shweta Tiwari's husband Abhinav Kohli gets ... Jennifer Winget Gives Her Good Wishes To Team Kasauti ... Ekta Kapoor Shares About Kasauti Zindagi Kay 2 And Anurag’s ... Kratika Sengar Celebrates Her Birthday With India-Forums. Say “I love you” a thousand times, but do not forget to stand firm and ask “Do you love Me?”. But she can get on a bike with you and sing Ei poth Jodi na sesh hoye. Just saying.. , I am a Bong, but after reading your article I am having a feeling that I don’t qualify to marry a Bong girl , Well written…some of the points are really true.. , Well versed research it seems lol! 1. . This is a good one for an open mind ed individual. I loved the piece…and i see it going viral on social networks…, Okay… Have been living in the City of Joy for a year now. ), thanks for the trivia- really interesting. She is a great cook, by her own standards. FYI all bengali boys are momma’s boys. With Do Bong Soon’s strength and Ahn Minhyuk’s smart mind, they’ll try to end the series of attacks against women in Do Bong Soon’s neighborhood. or Very BESTEST or anything after MOST BEAUTIFUL.. 3.No matter what she cooks you need to give feedback exactly after first bite…maybe you can give a feedback even before having the first morsel, she wont mind…but if u finish the first one and move towards the second one….you are DEAD!! By the way, I hate fish, so does that mean am not getting a Bangali Bodhu for marriage? I was casting a perfunctory glance at my friends’ updates on FB, a girlfriend of mine (a girl who is a friend, I mean) shared your post, and that’s how I was drawn over here. Also, just so you know this was satire on stereotypes! now THAT is a funny comment! Last. . However that’s not the point. I find it hard to imagine a non-misogynistic guy at least would have that idea when he is contemplating he should marry a bong woman. This is somebody’s blog, where we are guests, and are expected to follow the rules of etiquette. there can be no one like bongs!! Till now you might have got some idea about the acronym, abbreviation or meaning of BONG My boyfriend, on the other hand, is a Bong but a non-resident of WB but he knows our traditions better than I do! Bongi Rhyming, similar names and popularity. 1. 6. Been dating the most beautiful bong girl ever for 7 years…With every line I was like.. I lived in West Bengal my entire life except the last 2 years. And I apologize for offence, if any caused by the post. Very difficult to understand though. N for da record narkel tel is tasty too…. And point 31. deserves a most special mention. feels great to be bong! You disagree with her? Search for the meaning of the surname - Bong. Not sure all of this is true but what the heck….. it was enjoyable nevertheless. sorshor ilish and begun bhaja makes up my moments. India is famous for it’s cultural diversity, we should embrace each other. In the Unknown origin, Bong means "Bong \b(o)-ng\ as a girl's name. Really??? of course, but face it dude, you’ll never ever get a bengali girl and you damn well know it, hence you’re just smarting loser. This is trending in our family FB group and cousins are having a field day. 1) Most of the point has been elaborated …. Things happen, we learn slowly. Nevertheless, we need good bloggers and writers. Bose, J.C. Bose, Megh Nad Saha. so u wanna just leave out ur chances f marrying some1 like Kajol, or Rani Mukherjee or Raima Sen… oh i frgot nt evn Sushmita Sen.. too bad man! dont tk it so seriously …. Will pass this to him . Did you survive? They love fish, prawns, mustard oil, singhadhas ( samosas ), loochis ( poories ), Mishty Dohee ( Yoghurt-sweetened ) and of course, Rosogullas. Thanks for the rationality. And if their father likes you, the girls like you! You think Mohun Bagan and East Bengal are equally awesome – Man, you have to take a stand! shared it with my cosmopolitan, bengali fiance , m not a bong …but a good post ,…frankly speaking i have known many of my male frnds going through this…..nd i hav my fullest sympathies for them…..but…. I don’t think i am good enough to marry a bong girl, after reading the above article. Well written, Rimjhim! Other similar baby names are Ang, Bonny, Bonni, Bena, Bina, Buna, Bonie, Bonne and … 5. I will blame it all on my cat. There is no plural of brawn its just brawn. While she stands at the blackboard, to hand her the chalk. She has a constant ‘natural’ air of artificiality about her. Bassed Out, YouTube If you were living in the UK in 2016 and were an avid watcher of YouTube, then you will have heard the M to the B song. Brainy tamil people would not want to marry a bong. i’m punjabi and glad that none of these rules mattered to my bong fiance FYI Punjabi Kudis are hotter but bongs are too sweet n lovable to resist!! You are emotional and fixed in your opinions. But surely not all of it. Good Luck! Reasons not to marry a bengali girl: Now whenever I see Bong-Gal. Now I have asked her to reply to me if I am a wizard or not . No one else seems to get it. Why both of you? And one of them really made a Jewish to bent her/his knees down in front of them.But that guy was a Brahmin so that probably gave him extra bit of fire. One must have achievements like finding restaurants serving illish maach in Norway – suggesting ‘where-ever this guy goes, illish maach follows’ being a bong girl m so far from all those Nyakamos & may be thats why boys keeps a distance from me for making relationship. Sorry, Ms.Ray for the elaborateness, I just felt I had to. Marriage as for example is an option to them not laid out duty by their parents. Doesnt your piece makes the ‘bengali girls’ a topic of laughter to all your respected Readers!! We are nothing without our mothers. for one o'clock; bong! OMG your words are so true Rimjhim. Life is now the perfect mix of nariyel tel and shorsher tel. I do not think am qualified enough to give tutions but advice yeah in plenty , Advice r welcome from Brilliant writers . (That’s the reason behind me watching “Sherlock” using subtitles. Btw I have a first class degree in Mathematics, a national scholarship a 98 percentile in GMAT and an MBA. Be dashing, but be kind. And if you are little to lazy to check that by yourself, please ignore me and continue enjoying this article like everyone else , A good read. It is always she and hers who talk, Yes,amritsari fish is an acceptable substitute for paturi. ABSOLUTELY! Also numerous reformers and revolutionaries came from Bengal.Ex- Rabindranath tagore(Nobel Laureate), RajaRam Mohan Roy ,Swami Vivekanand etc. I loved it.. Came here after one of my very close bong friend shared it on facebook…she sounded soo happy and excited post reading this..I just had to come with no choice(thank her…) and what I find is..your work has made the visit worth! Meaning of BONG. You think a Punjab ki kudi is hotter – remember they are her strict competition. I know know you are frustrated about how worthless you are but it’s no good sharing it in public just do something about it. 20. So, this list is pretty damned true! One study says thousands of bong girls are failed to get married even at their 35s. 16. More Fictional than Factual but enjoyable (one never knows when what turns into what…. Please follow the following steps to live a less stressed ( I mean “pressurized”) life: Yes, if the TRG is a self-consumed group of Bengalis (or any other state for that matter), they would have enough time on their hands to actually read through all of this. Bollocks! N only a rare few and fortunate understand this , HI Rimjhim…first time visit here (saw this post shared on my FB wall) and wow! Having a small laugh at at our idiosyncrasies, my idiosyncrasies. Amazing facts..!! Please! The baby name Bong sounds like Bionca and Beonca. 5)Didn’t even mention nicely … they cook very well. , awesome article… we are the Loud and Proud bongs! yes he is my hero along with howard wolowitz! Whether I agree with all your points or not is a different thing, but, girl, surely, you have a fantastic sense of humor. I am a Bengali guy. Name Bong Cha Categories. She will be more interested in your male colleagues than you are. I’m a south indian (born and raised) and dating a bong girl. and i am sure we can chalk out some good jokes on the Tamils. Ex- S.N. Hehe. 6. I was reading this blog-Indian/Chinese IQ puzzle. I am in love with a beautiful Bengali girl and she says that 75% of this blog is true .. But bong girls are not that much “Teekha” as you have projected….Yes, all these attributes, they really have in their skin, subjected to situations. Doesnt mean I love you any less”….Kiss her, smother her with affection, but dont press it when she’s tired. I agree wholeheartedly. 4. Change ). A real good write-up, i can see you are building a secondary skill set . http://girlsandbongs.tumblr.com/ what you see in their hand is bong, I think the one who wrote this, was not accepted by anyone.. and hence comes the list, I love to make them my sister if u belong to bong category. lol ! Prond Bengali Woman n very well written! Entertaining is the word…, Cheers (No she couldn’t teach me Bengali!! who says ‘side please’ outside the subcontinent?). Bong girls are sweetheart Bosses really, sweetly talented, they hv a lot of hidden passion and courage, they have the sweetest anger and above all they are the best in their sweetest form of “Abhiman”. Ignorance of that is certainly a strong ground for dismissal. Girl. The root of the problem is we don’t try and look for goodness in others and think that we or our culture is supreme. Great observation! . What does BONG mean? bong! 2. He is a Mr Kanthal by the way. Bing Bong was a "term" used by President Donald Trump during one of his political speeches in order to get elected. A famous bearer is South Korean marathoner Lee Bong-ju (1970-). A south-Indian cannot survive in North India. 4) appreciate the author on her wit and sense of humor (you can’t really expect she believes these points she penned down herself do you? umm, i am not going to marry either of them though but yeah after reading this post, one this is sure that they will be facing hard time getting a guy of their choice. Thanks Rimjhim A must read! You can tell by whether she says bong with a short o sound or a long o sound. Had my big eye-opener today!! You think these are things that wives do – well we are with her if she beats you up with the nearest detachable object. Although this is plain tweak, even an inspirational work should credit it’s original creator. To matter how much you deny, you just edited the article came in telegraph. Hey, I just felt, you got dumped by some Punjabi guy. Really well written, Its cheeky, witty, hilarious In places, Making it a must share. Tams are some of the best mannered ppl I know, and even if you disagree, be sure they won’t come out and abuse like this, unless some intelligent bong girl eke nachiye preme nakani chobani khaiyeche…, not more than 50% of these are hard and fast.. but the article witty, funny and quite validatory to get oneself diagnosed against. Thre attitude depends on da way u treat her, if u r good to her thn she ll be best to u..lucky would be the person who ll marry a bong trust me..And the reasns posted about not to marry a bongs sounds humourous bt thse r not factual..evn bong gal cn have 1000 reasns nt to marry a moron guy.. What a great piece of writing Rimjhim, though I have never lived in Bongland the genetic material seems strong!! btw i appreciate ur observation…well written and executed..thumbs up for ur effort . Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. Watch  Big Bang Theory back to front, front to back. common alu sheddo cannot b prepared without sorsher tel n kaancha lonka…… elissh macher jhol o jhaal chara bhalo lage na….. speaking of fish… ahhhh… evn after being a probashi i love fish and cant go without it evn fr a day….. fish market test ws a gud 1… i personally cant stand it.. bt yeah u shud hv added another point i.e. 8.Mine is a rare kind, Bong who is vegan but cooks fish (atleast) for my sake…Respect!!! but the best point was Sheldon Cooper, yes he is my hero along with howard Wolowitz! The implication always has been that the choice of whether or not you should marry a bong girl is yours. A Bong is commonly defined as a device, generally used for smoking cannabis, tobacco, or a myriad of other herbal substances, which uses water and/or ice as a filtration system.Some suggest that the word “Bong” is said to have derived from a Thai word, “Baung” which means a cylindrical, wooden water pipe. Share Page of 2 Go; Next. Like Malayalees known as Mallu etc ? Ability to detect amounts of ‘moida’ in ‘chanabodas’ to the order of micro-grams What anger. Sunny told Sampan about it and he showed as much interest as someone would show to a naive,mentally retarded people. CRY. . I do agree to all of these points… being a supposedly fiery Bong myself. Erm, well….. When I wrote this, it was supposed to be funny, self deprecating humour. And appreciate the industrious Gujjus who can turn everything to gold. 19. Sammya People enjoy being racist and bashing others like some people just want to watch the world burn :). I am already married otherwise I would have really chose not to marry a Bong Girl….but I do not want my daughter to be like one you have mentioned. is it something because of Bengali or something else???? Some of the stereotypes are probably true, but some are too specific. 6. She is supremely self confident about her looks and intellect, her self estimate will deviate from reality with a standard deviation of minus 9 sigma. It is because of your belief in modernity that you took this article written in good humor so hard to your heart and raised a hoolah about it. It’s brawn not brawns. i am a boxer, so wedding ring [jodi dorkar pore], tumi shamlabe! Thanks for breaking out of our ‘bharamo’ style humor and doing an insightful AND funny piece. You had me at point 32 lady! This is definitely a well written article and quite hilarious at times but too often it borders on extreme regionalism. anyone knows, why they call Debonita a Bong girl? The points #8, #20 and #43 should be made #1, #2 and #3 respectively! You on the other hand should grow up and stop being a mamma’s whining boy. BTW, thanks for the entertaining article , Just AWESOME……….. absolutely hillarious…… and in most cases true….. gonna be a blast on bong forums.. please keep more posts like this coming…. I’ve never been personally been around a Bong lady but then I can guess how it feels to be around one now. Can see him leading a forward bloc March against discrimination. 9 months ago, clock She moves the mouse as I said. p.s: A personal opinion. Must never forget to say ‘aaahaha kii shundor gola’ on hearing some random guy sing robindro-shongit in Robindro shodon metro station 6) read my point I penned down here and decide for yourself of your free will what you want to do about this. :)), a very good read Rimjhim !! I am myself from Bengal & I believe that this truly holds for Bengali Girls. Better avoid marriage altogether…….. guys can always remain independent and peaceful….. To all the people who are complaining that this isn’t accurate, why are you even taking it seriously!!? 5) Marry whomsoever you feel like! Since then I see Google search…Bengali men intelligent,good,hot,Bengali Brahmin super intelligent etc but I don’t find any search on Bengali woman. But how could I praise her better than previous on a special occasion when she gets dressed…is their a superlative for BEST or BESTEST or BESTEST with !!!! , hahaha, it’s hilarious but true! I laughed so laughed that my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if everything was okay, if I was out of mind. ?…a regular bong girl, is simple as she gets doesn’t require all this long list of to-do’s to impress or probably get her hand in marriage…and mostly the read is entertaining in itself not some rules or regulations or any detailed specs on bong culture…Good Job Miss Rimjhim Ray… (y), Its a Mrs and please don’t feel pressurized . Aaro onek onek reasons dorkar Tai naa? And ya i would fail the fish market test maybe ..im a marwari (strictly vegetarian…)..anyways…impressive piece of article…, reason no 51. Read on to find out more. We too want partners, not some puppy. Anything you say against her mother is are a reflection on her. She meets Ahn Minhyuk, a CEO of a gaming company who is being harassed by an anonymous person. No? Thanks for bringing it to my notice. Apologies to all for the incorrect grammer and text..). “You do not know the answer to ‘ Kamon hobe tumi boloto?’ I am surrounded by very attractive bong women and after reading this post I’m losing hope for myself I guess I ought to soldier on and not give up. Try squinting. She would tick you off about your sense of fashion, You cannot pleat a tant saree – Take a crash course in folding and pleating  a tant saree even before you go anywhere near her. Keep writing. Click here for more details. 9. (PERIOD!!! This ‘thread’ was about the idiosyncrasies of Bengali girls, about what makes them tick; certainly, nothing that would invite rudeness. Ashakori sobai bujhe gechhe…50 reasons not enough! 12. Someone said this is better than telegraphs..The slother is too modest to agree..hadnt read this piece by the way. You were supposed to know Rabindranath by heart, not even Bankim Chandra Chatterjee. I dated a bong girl and was daring enough to tell her father that we would date, whatever be it. flawless and that makes me love her all the more , Why is it exactly opposite with me then?…..my bong girl is superhot….true…everythng else…False… Wonder why don’t we produce more boxing champs . ( Log Out /  Also most of your other points hold equally good if the article had the name “50 reason why a bong guy would not marry you”, remaining are either common girly issues or a direct copy for telegraph. If bong girls like brains, I know their fathers like chivalry. Then my dear, you are undermining the power of the pen and internet. Enjoyed the comments more than the article, it was way too lengthy, witty probably but humorous or not is to each their own perception. Sad but true. U cn take hr as a guide of life. Be loving, but don’t appear needy. would have made more sense if it came from a non-bong boy. I assured him everything was okay, but I could sense he doubted it. But you used that to refer to females from Bengal. He is deafen…, Against CAA NRC? But still, I too won’t marry a Bong Girl….!! He's smokin' his bong out back. even i dont know how to present myself before my girlfriend’s dad. According to her it is because you never got to eat great ‘ranna’. Really you north Indians know how to behave properly. (In few things mostly related to literature). Normally, people with the name Bong are very patient. Cheap standard. cheers, . way to go ! Please refrain from the use of the word bong ..its derogatory to your own community and marijuana smokers alike! You are better in the boxing ring not with the wedding ring, You cannot write poetry in praise of her beautiful eyes – Anything even Vogon poetry can save you. Keep it up! This post triggered some sentiments that I could not help but share here. And talking about stereotypes, atleast try befriending a Punjabi girl, before claiming your supremacy. A woman who identified herself as Kasie Ver Schuure, a junior and journalism major from Oskaloosa, says it was she who hoisted the tubular, funnel-like device used to consume large quantities of beer into Mr. Kerry’s face at a tailgate party Saturday _ a moment immortalized in a Des Moines Register photograph. Am gonna fail too.

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