wanda and cosmo quotes

Cosmo: This episode has been brought to you by the society for healthy colons. Mom Turner Hand Puppet: [talking to Dad Turner] I think you're being too hard on Timmy. falls, I'm going to bake you cake... OF DEATH! I mean, neat! Wanda: Oh, it's fine. Long time no see. Big words confuse me. [about being fairy godmother to the monkey, Bippy]. Chip Skylark: Tuesday's... applesauce day. Announcer: [to Timmy, who is dressed in costume] You might want to take off the maid outfit; it's pretty creepy. See more ideas about odd parents, cosmo and wanda, fairly odd parents. Young Timmy Turner: Older? I respect that. Unlike her husband, Wanda tends to be more responsible and is reluctant to grant dumb wishes, but is usually obliged to grant them anyway or Cosmo … Mark: [Timmy walks in] Timmy Turner! Ooh, join some kind of club. I wish... RAINING DUCKS! This is Adam West saying remember to buckle up! Cow Fairy: [Poofs in next to Timmy] Dairy World? Cosmo: I'm great, thanks for asking. Timmy Turner: Boring conversation. [ducks behind his desk] HELP! You can do it, Timmy. Wanda: Finally! I'm seaworthy! You're an adult! She'll probably stop laughing when that alien flower you gave her eats her heart out at midnight. Cosmo: [Cosmo sniffs the air] Wow, freedom stinks. Cosmo: ( Sniffs the air ) Wow! Jorgen von Strangle: YES! Adult Timmy Turner: Makes about as much sense as anything else around here. And still not a manly word to be found! [Sticks face into cup of hot coffee] Oww, hot! Wanda: Two … Mr. Crocker brings out an electric chair to determine whether they are fairies or humans], [Cosmo gives Mr.Crocker the fish. Cosmo: [Cosmo as gelatin] Gaze into my jiggly goodness and see the artificial falsehood of your words. Policeman: said throughout episode: you are one creepy adult. Adult Timmy Turner: [while driving a race car] Hand me the Remote! Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. Perhaps a bet, for the beautiful hand of your beautiful wife? It's Super F! Denzel Crocker: You know what this bow down needs? If you feel like there’s something out there that you’re supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it. Dad Turner: No, no, that's just the way all kids eat cereal now; face first. If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES. [Mr.Crocker gives Cosmo and Wanda coffee. I'm middle aged! I made your stupid two bit favorite! [unrolls bottom of painting to reveal a table next to the screaming person, with an F on it] Like you! Please be a Wanda eater! Cartoons, airing from 1998 to 2001. [Vicky laughs as she carries the V with her, and jumps into fake TV, then Young and Old Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda appear], [Young and old Timmy walk off, leaving Cosmo and Wanda]. All rights reserved. It's funstructive. Mom Turner: You just need to be more secure in your masculinity - like me. Two wishes for Cosmo, none for Wanda! Where's your white horse? He is sometimes a bit over-emotional. [Scene of older footage of the Turner family on videotape]. (hits himself in the face with the toilet paper again) Ow ow ow! Dad: Sure, Timmy. [after Timmy wishes that Cosmo and Wanda switch genders]. Wanda: Look at our chart. I don't even know what imply means! Cosmo: That's what it says on my undies, and they've never lied to me before! FELT! [pause] What? And that should be enough for you. I blame television! I need to make a poster. Young Bill Gates: I'll connect all the computers in the world. Mom Turner: [Timmy is eating ceral like a dog] He sure is hungry. Timmy Turner: Man, that was one tough montage. Chip Skylark: [about to faint] Tuesday's... apple sauce... day... Chip Skylark: Yeah. Eh, let's see... Buy bucket. Mr. Turner: You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque. Wanda and Cosmo disguised in the Miss Dimmsdale contest! It's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings. Young Timmy Turner: Every time something cool happens in my life -*Every Time*, Vicky ruins it! Wanda: Would it *kill* ya to look before ya sit? She wants me to have a healthy colon. Cosmo: I've never felt more alive! © 2021 The Thought & Expression Company, LLC. My sworn enemies have teamed up to destroy me. Please be a plant eater! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway. Cosmo: What's happening? All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. I'm Timmy. Enjoy this … It is in great condition with no stains or rips ! Wanda: [to Cosmo] It means without being noticed. Cosmo: If Wanda sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot. Died: August 21st, 1998. Suddenly, I feel alive again! Have you heard not so good things about the sewing club? Cosmo: We'll go with that. Cosmo, who had been working at a local diner at the time, apparently fell in love with Wanda for her intelligence, and Wanda loved him because he was cute. Mom Turner: Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day. You can't. Wanda … I'm on the dollar. [Cast becomes Sesame Street-type puppets]. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Wanda: [Wanda is reading a book in the "All Men are Morons" section of the library] Oh, Hillary! Dad Turner: [reaches into pocket of restored pants] A coupon for 'Timmy-Os'? Mr. Crocker then rides in on a canoe]. Cosmo: That's silly! Wanda: They're intwined in the American legal system. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. Cosmo: I was a little disappointed in the vegetable medley. Wanda: [captured] I'm gonna let the fairy go? Dad Turner: Whoa, what has your mother been feeding you? We could be like Cosmo&Wanda. Sun: Sun: Don't stare at me too long, or you'll go blind! Violence never solved anything. I like to scramble the fairies! Paula Poundcake: [to Adult Timmy] Are you made of licorice? Smush that on my head? I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked...". Cosmo's mother, Mama Cosma, really disliked Wanda, as she didn't like the idea of Cosmo settling down with anyone. Timmy Turner: Time to get out of bed, get dressed, put on my shoes... [looks down at feet] Whatever! [shouts] Coffee! Wandisimo: Principles, much like my biceps, are muy bonito. We're the U.S. military. Uh... NO! Timmy: What are you gonna do? Chet: I'm Chet Ubowdown, and it's time TO BOW DOWN. So worth five cents... You're on! Denzel Crocker: Curse this obsolete one month old technology! (to Cosmo) How's it going, Cosmo? Mar 13, 2019 - Explore 24andOnion's board "Cosmo and Wanda" on Pinterest. Stupid two bit van! Here are 25 Wanda Sykes quotes that are both funny and inspirational: I’m here today because I refused to be unhappy.

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